LOL11 Things Michael Scott Has Said That Make Absolutely No Sense

Welp, he tried!

It's no secret that Michael Scott tends to struggle with the pronunciation of certain words and the meanings behind them — which is half the reason why we love him so much!

Scroll through the gallery to see 11 times Steve Carell's character in The Office butchered the English language.

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When he meant to say "how the tables have turned" but said "how the turntables" instead.

Shoutout to Ryan and Pam for backing him up.

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When he thought "trifled" was pronounced "truffled."

Now we're just hungry.

3 of 11

When he thought the phrase "dog-eat-dog world" was "doggie dog world."

We'd love to live in a doggie dog world!

4 of 11

When he confused the term "unisex" for "bisexual."

Your suit can't be bisexual, Michael…

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When he meant to say "aftertaste" but said "afterbirth" instead.

That is not wine we ever want to try.

6 of 11

When he didn't realize that "ASAP" stands for "as soon as possible."

Now he's just repeating himself.

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When he completely butchered the phrase, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."

It looks like he had baseball on the mind.

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When he confused the term "scape goat" for "escape goat."

Now we're just picturing goats running everywhere.

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When he didn't know what "superstitious" meant.

This still makes us laugh every time.

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When he thought it was a "spermed lover" instead of "spurned lover."

Welp, things just got weird.

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When he thought a "contraction" was called a "contraption."

Two completely different things.